006 - The Most Awesomest Guy Having the Awesomest Party

[whatwolverines]

[Michiganders take their vacations very seriously. The second summer comes around, the lakes become like the Great Magnets and everyone miraculously gets a sunburn by the end of July. It's just how things seem to work in the natural order.

However, there are no Great Lakes/Magnets for Griffin at the moment, so he's just had to hover to the lake, as though that will somehow solve all problems. Of course, it's water, so one problem got solved. However, it just didn't feel quite like vacation yet. That is, until there was beer! Yes, when in doubt, bring out mass quantities of beer! And so after finding a rogue picnic table, he's covered it in beer bottles and any random assortment of food (which, being a bit absent-minded, led the variety to be from whitefish to cereal).

He's only slightly tipsy yet, dangling off the edge of the dock like he's going to kiss the water or something, which may not be far from the truth. It's just his 'vacation while not on vacation' sort of day. Join him if you'd like!]

Comments

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Ya want any? Ya look kinda down, dude.

[hailtotheorange.livejournal.com]

No.

[ He's like a two year old when he doesn't get his way gets his comeuppance. ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Yer poutin' like a bitch.

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[hailtotheorange.livejournal.com]

Not being a bitch. [ Uh-huh. ] Just dealt with one.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Oh, who ya dealin' with?

[hailtotheorange.livejournal.com]

Everyone. Especially who ever the hell drank all my beer.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Not me. []

suddenly --

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ -- Out of no where, there is a loud yell and stomping. ]

WHERE THE HELL IS MY BEER?!

GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE, WISCO

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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[hailtotheorange.livejournal.com]

[ This is the face of someone that just saw a decomposing corpse. ]

YOU FUCKING TOOK THE BEER DIDN'T YOU?! YOU ASSHOLE.

NO. It's flooded. :(

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ This is a face of pure unrestrained rage, obviously furious at both of these two. ]

Only for lightin' your shit suits on fire! What was the big idea for ya stealin' my drinks anyway?! Were ya both in on this?!

[hailtotheorange.livejournal.com]

[ He's literally so angry he can't move. Good Job, Gabe. ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

'ey, I had nothin' ta do with Vince doin' whatever. I jus' grabbed th'drinks as I saw 'em!

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

So ya alone were responsible for takin' my drinks?!

[ He might actually be holding his breath as he's standing there in rage. He's throwing a fit. ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

No! I'm sayin' I had nothin' ta do with 'em disappearin'! Most of these are mine, anyway.

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

... [ Breathe Gabe. Breathe. You look red as a tomato. ]

Well, did ya find them in the kitchen?

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Like, two of 'em. I thought there'd be more but nah, I figured someone got 'em before me. Most 'a these 'r from m'fridge.

[hailtotheorange.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAUUUAHH!

[ Sup, tackling Gabe out of nowhere. ]

one of two

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ His rage disappears, now time for the dumb look he usually has on his face. ]

Oh, well in that case sorry for accusin' ya! They just went missin' where I usually put them and -

two of two

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ And he hears a little too late the yell of ultimate rage from Vince. He barely even have much time to turn around to face him.

Illinois used Tackle! Critical Hit!

Wisconsin over here is knocked right over!!! ]

Re: two of two

[hailtotheorange.livejournal.com]

[ And he's making Gabe his personal sit upon.

He feels better now. Wisconsin probably doesn't, though. ]

Toss me a beer, Griff.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Yes sir!

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we had to flip a coin between this and it smacking him in the face, both were pretty good.

[hailtotheorange.livejournal.com]

[ Like a baseball mitt made of hair, it ricochets against his fro and he catches it safely. ]

Thanks!

[ Popping it open, Ahhh! Refreshing! ]

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ He's attempting to struggle underneath Vince, as if he's trying to squirm to get out. ]

Ya guys are assholes!

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Well, if ya didn't se' Vince's suits on fire, maybe ya wouldn't be down there, now would ya?

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