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whatwolverines[Michiganders take their vacations very seriously. The second summer comes around, the lakes become like the Great Magnets and everyone miraculously gets a sunburn by the end of July. It's just how things seem to work in the natural order.
However, there are no Great Lakes/Magnets for Griffin at the moment, so he's just had to hover to the lake, as though that will somehow solve all problems. Of course, it's water, so one problem got solved. However, it just didn't feel quite like vacation yet. That is, until there was beer! Yes, when in doubt, bring out mass quantities of beer! And so after finding a rogue picnic table, he's covered it in beer bottles and any random assortment of food (which, being a bit absent-minded, led the variety to be from whitefish to cereal).
He's only slightly tipsy yet, dangling off the edge of the dock like he's going to kiss the water or something, which may not be far from the truth. It's just his 'vacation while not on vacation' sort of day. Join him if you'd like!]
However, there are no Great Lakes/Magnets for Griffin at the moment, so he's just had to hover to the lake, as though that will somehow solve all problems. Of course, it's water, so one problem got solved. However, it just didn't feel quite like vacation yet. That is, until there was beer! Yes, when in doubt, bring out mass quantities of beer! And so after finding a rogue picnic table, he's covered it in beer bottles and any random assortment of food (which, being a bit absent-minded, led the variety to be from whitefish to cereal).
He's only slightly tipsy yet, dangling off the edge of the dock like he's going to kiss the water or something, which may not be far from the truth. It's just his 'vacation while not on vacation' sort of day. Join him if you'd like!]
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Date: 2010-07-18 04:02 am (UTC)suddenly --
Date: 2010-07-18 04:06 am (UTC)WHERE THE HELL IS MY BEER?!
GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE, WISCO
Date: 2010-07-18 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-18 04:14 am (UTC)YOU FUCKING TOOK THE BEER DIDN'T YOU?! YOU ASSHOLE.
NO. It's flooded. :(
Date: 2010-07-18 04:24 am (UTC)Only for lightin' your shit suits on fire! What was the big idea for ya stealin' my drinks anyway?! Were ya both in on this?!
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Date: 2010-07-18 04:31 am (UTC)[ He's literally so angry he can't move. Good Job, Gabe. ]
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Date: 2010-07-18 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-18 05:48 am (UTC)[ He might actually be holding his breath as he's standing there in rage. He's throwing a fit. ]
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Date: 2010-07-18 05:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-18 05:58 am (UTC)Well, did ya find them in the kitchen?
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Date: 2010-07-18 02:47 pm (UTC)Like, two of 'em. I thought there'd be more but nah, I figured someone got 'em before me. Most 'a these 'r from m'fridge.
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Date: 2010-07-18 03:25 pm (UTC)[ Sup, tackling Gabe out of nowhere. ]
one of two
Date: 2010-07-18 03:35 pm (UTC)Oh, well in that case sorry for accusin' ya! They just went missin' where I usually put them and -
two of two
Date: 2010-07-18 03:40 pm (UTC)Illinois used Tackle! Critical Hit!
Wisconsin over here is knocked right over!!! ]
Re: two of two
Date: 2010-07-18 09:22 pm (UTC)He feels better now. Wisconsin probably doesn't, though. ]
Toss me a beer, Griff.
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Date: 2010-07-18 09:56 pm (UTC)[]
we had to flip a coin between this and it smacking him in the face, both were pretty good.
Date: 2010-07-18 10:39 pm (UTC)Thanks!
[ Popping it open, Ahhh! Refreshing! ]
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Date: 2010-07-18 10:43 pm (UTC)Ya guys are assholes!
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Date: 2010-07-18 10:51 pm (UTC)Well, if ya didn't se' Vince's suits on fire, maybe ya wouldn't be down there, now would ya?
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Date: 2010-07-18 11:06 pm (UTC)[ He body slams him to keep him still. ]
You're gonna get me a whole new wardrobe, and you're gonna drink nothing but Goose Island from now on, bitchpig.
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Date: 2010-07-18 11:57 pm (UTC)Then he shouldn't have went and threw up on me in the first place! And no, I don't want to! Ya are a rich asshole, go buy more suits yourself! Ya didn't give me all of them did ya?!
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Date: 2010-07-19 05:24 pm (UTC)[]
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Date: 2010-07-19 05:54 pm (UTC)[ Yes. He's still puffed up in rage. It doesn't help he still is attempting to heal from all those scalds from his scuffle with Will. ]
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Date: 2010-07-19 05:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-19 06:05 pm (UTC)I did not set this asshole on fire. Just his shitty clothes. There's a difference.