005 - I feel like my sinuses are going to explode.

[whatwolverines]

[There's a whole lot of sniffing and snorting coming from Lower Michigan's room, all followed by blowing his nose with a sound resembling a goose call. Despite the warm weather and getting to abandon his wide myriad of hoodies, Griffin's in a state of allergy-induced misery. There's flowers blooming somewhere (or some jerk put pollen in the vents) and he's noticed since some unholy hour this morning.

As if his voice wasn't nasally enough as it was, now he sounds worse. He's sniffing a lot and making weird 'guuuhhh' noises after he sniffs. There's not enough Claritin and Zyrtec in the world to save him from drowning in his own mucus. He swears when he gets home, he's going to command the end of the Tulip Festival or declare a war on daffodils.

So you can go make fun of him for being an allergic mess. His retort might be something like: "Hguuuhhh, your mom is an allergic m-meee--- [insert loudest sneeze ever here]" and that's about it.]

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[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ Gabe is a little bit better from being shot up as target practice by Chicago, even if he's been a recluse for half of forever. There's a small constant sniffle he has. Fuck allergies. He thinks to himself.

Not only that, it was early this year too due to the warmer and dry temperatures so there is a notable amount of frizz growing in his hair.

He presses the piece of tissue close his face to sneeze. He was going to say something to Griff, but sneezing his brains out kind of distracted him from what he was planning to say. ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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H-hey, Gabriellaaaa--[]

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ His voice is somehow more nasally than usual - blame it to the congestion and itchy eyes from the pollen. He rubs at his eyes, they better not start watering due to how nasty the pollen is. ]

Shaddup, Gri-- [ He quickly puts the tissue to his face again and sneezes loudly. ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Got'cha too, huh?

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ He stops his sneezing - taking a deep breath in and slowly nods. He managed to save himself from that sneeze. ]

Yeah. It got me really bad... It's probably gonna get worse on your side soo - [ Stops himself from sneezing. Oh god. ] Soon.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Thanks a lot, Cheesehead.

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ He seems to stop, there's no words for a moment. Then he opens his mouth, he's able to say otherwise that it's not his fault it's -

Then he goes onto a sneezing frenzy, eight times in a row. Watering eyes and all. he probably does look like this. ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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1/2

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ Gabe goes back to rubbing his eyes while he hears the laughter and tires to regain is dignity. Putting his tissue to his nose.

He's still a bit spacey for a moment of sneezing like crazy - then he acknowledges the laughter. ]

2/2

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ You sneezed all over the place, you big disgrace! You don't lose your composure like that! ]

Shut up! It's not like ya don't have it too - [ Quickly covers his nose to sneeze again. ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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...Yeah, sorry. []

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

Clean that up, that's gross.

[ Continues to hold the tissue to his nose, as if he's waiting for another sneeze to happen. It eventually does, but he's ready for it. ]

1/3 why do i keep doing this?

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Yer gro-gah-ruuuuhhhh...

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2/3

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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3/3

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Guuuuh, b-bless me.

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ You - you just didn't sneeze all over him did you? You didn't sneeze so damn hard that you covered him in your disgusting --

Good lord Gabe feels really sick right now, he cares a lot about his appearance now he's going to have to take a shower to clean himself all up. (Well, he cares enough about it to be super clean even if he presents himself poorly. ) ]

Yeah. Gesundheit. [ He really just wants to go and jump over there and give him him a good crack in the face but self control. You have it Gabe. ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Here ya go. So ya don't sneeze on me.

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[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ Gabe isn't a type of person to accept things either way even if they're meant to help him. He pushes it away as he keeps his own tissues close to his nose. ]

Don't worry, I was gonna take a shower anyway.

[And another sneeze! ]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Shower? Ta clear yer sinuses up? I hear tha' works sometimes.

[badgerbadassus.livejournal.com]

[ His voice is monotone, slowly nodding. ]

Uh-huh. I'm gonna go take a long hot shower to clear everythin' up.

[ A looong sniff. ]