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[There's a whole lot of sniffing and snorting coming from Lower Michigan's room, all followed by blowing his nose with a sound resembling a goose call. Despite the warm weather and getting to abandon his wide myriad of hoodies, Griffin's in a state of allergy-induced misery. There's flowers blooming somewhere (or some jerk put pollen in the vents) and he's noticed since some unholy hour this morning.

As if his voice wasn't nasally enough as it was, now he sounds worse. He's sniffing a lot and making weird 'guuuhhh' noises after he sniffs. There's not enough Claritin and Zyrtec in the world to save him from drowning in his own mucus. He swears when he gets home, he's going to command the end of the Tulip Festival or declare a war on daffodils.

So you can go make fun of him for being an allergic mess. His retort might be something like: "Hguuuhhh, your mom is an allergic m-meee--- [insert loudest sneeze ever here]" and that's about it.
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Date: 2010-04-13 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
Amen. For the Horseradish never will.
Really now? Tha tricks gettin' good hot dogs.

Date: 2010-04-14 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
Nah, I've had a million hot dogs in my lifetime, but the allergies kinda took away from the experience.

Date: 2010-04-14 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
He nods.
A spoon full it is.

Date: 2010-04-14 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
Thanks a ton for this, Will.

[]

Date: 2010-04-14 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
He nods, continuing to grin . He leads the other to the kitchen, spoons up a great dollop and presents it to the other.
Here ya are.

1/3

Date: 2010-04-14 02:05 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-04-14 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
His eyes went stupidly wide, as he swallowed his own dollop of horseradish.
H-h-horseradish?

Date: 2010-04-14 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
[]

Wha' ever the hell tha' was, someone's gotta tell the FDA abou' it 'cause that shit is toxic.

Date: 2010-04-14 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
're ya allergic? Wha' didn' ya tell me ya was allergic?

Date: 2010-04-14 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
'm not allergic. Shit's just...nasty.

Date: 2010-04-14 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
He stared at him, then down at the jar, then back at him, then at the jar. He sniffed it.
It ain't gone bad.

Date: 2010-04-14 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
Oh, somethin's gone bad in it, lemmee tell ya.

Date: 2010-04-14 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
He spoons out another bit, sticking it in his mouth.
Naw... it ain't... bit stronger 'an usual... bu' tha's it.

Date: 2010-04-14 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
[]

Man, how can ya even get near i'?

Date: 2010-04-14 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
Very unbeknownst to him. However, Griffin should notice. His sinuses are completely clear.
Um... 'cause i's good?

Date: 2010-04-14 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
[]

Tha' isn't good. Tha' is a crime unto humanity.

Date: 2010-04-14 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
Bu'... it... it worked didn' it?

Date: 2010-04-14 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
Like hell i--

[]

Yeah...it did!

Date: 2010-04-14 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
He smiled weakly.
W-well... there ya go.

Date: 2010-04-15 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talktodahandeh.livejournal.com
...

Still toxic though. Never gonna do tha' again.


But thanks.

Date: 2010-04-15 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devilwentdownto.livejournal.com
It ain't toxic... bu' yer welcome.

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