005 - I feel like my sinuses are going to explode.

[whatwolverines]

[There's a whole lot of sniffing and snorting coming from Lower Michigan's room, all followed by blowing his nose with a sound resembling a goose call. Despite the warm weather and getting to abandon his wide myriad of hoodies, Griffin's in a state of allergy-induced misery. There's flowers blooming somewhere (or some jerk put pollen in the vents) and he's noticed since some unholy hour this morning.

As if his voice wasn't nasally enough as it was, now he sounds worse. He's sniffing a lot and making weird 'guuuhhh' noises after he sniffs. There's not enough Claritin and Zyrtec in the world to save him from drowning in his own mucus. He swears when he gets home, he's going to command the end of the Tulip Festival or declare a war on daffodils.

So you can go make fun of him for being an allergic mess. His retort might be something like: "Hguuuhhh, your mom is an allergic m-meee--- [insert loudest sneeze ever here]" and that's about it.]

Comments

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

Ah... wouldn' know? Ah put it on oysters an' hot dogs an' hamburgers.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Ah, than I dunno what i' really does. Why would it help allergies? []

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He shrugged.
It'll clear yer sinuses faster 'an ya can think.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Can i'?

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He grinned. It's not a evil grin, but if Griffin knew what he was about to eat he would think it was.
Sure darlin'. Ah got some 'round here somewhere. Ya wan' it on somethin' in particular?

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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I dunno. Anything ya recommend? I'd eat i' straigh' if i' would help.

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

Oh no, if he's had horseradish done right, he's thought twice about it.

Mm... Ah kinda like mine on hotdogs. Bu' a straight spoonful'll clean yer nose out.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Straight spoonful then. Fer once, hot dogs don't sound good a' all.

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

Amen. For the Horseradish never will.
Really now? Tha tricks gettin' good hot dogs.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Nah, I've had a million hot dogs in my lifetime, but the allergies kinda took away from the experience.

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He nods.
A spoon full it is.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Thanks a ton for this, Will.

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[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He nods, continuing to grin . He leads the other to the kitchen, spoons up a great dollop and presents it to the other.
Here ya are.

1/3

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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2/4 i mean ^^;

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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4/4

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

His eyes went stupidly wide, as he swallowed his own dollop of horseradish.
H-h-horseradish?

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Wha' ever the hell tha' was, someone's gotta tell the FDA abou' it 'cause that shit is toxic.

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

're ya allergic? Wha' didn' ya tell me ya was allergic?

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

'm not allergic. Shit's just...nasty.

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He stared at him, then down at the jar, then back at him, then at the jar. He sniffed it.
It ain't gone bad.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

Oh, somethin's gone bad in it, lemmee tell ya.

[devilwentdownto.livejournal.com]

He spoons out another bit, sticking it in his mouth.
Naw... it ain't... bit stronger 'an usual... bu' tha's it.

[talktodahandeh.livejournal.com]

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Man, how can ya even get near i'?